I am the living soul of selfishness
"Wait you boys like O’Douls, right?"
"Yeah, fucking love that shit!"
i would pay to watch 3 canadian men just swear a lot apparently i really would
I need money so I’ll only charge you 1/3 what you would pay for the full three
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.